NOOOO DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR!!!!!!!

     AWW MOMMM DO I HAVE TO HAVE A HAIRCUT???? Yup you guessed it. My mom thought it'd be a good idea for me to have a haircut during Pro-D. I tried to talk her out of it but she was really good at convincing people. She bribed me and I was stupid enough to accept. Haircuts are horrible. My mom would ask the barber to cut my hair really short. I end up bald after the whole process. It scares me everytime. This time though it was gonna be different! I begged and cried for my mom to ask the barber just to trim a little of my hair. I never had a haircut I liked and I really hope it ends up okay for this one. I was nervous when I walked into the barber shop. The barber came towards me laughing menacingly. He made me sit down and he took out his horrible scissors. He was moving my head to the correct position. When he was about to touch my hair with his cold and sharp scissors, my mom saved me by asking the barber to just trim a little. The evil barber looked disappointed. He knew he had to obey my mom but he also wanted to shave me bald. I knew I won this round but the longer my hair is, the more often I have to go for a haircut so did I really win?