SLEEPY

IT'S FREAKIN 2 AM HERE SO IMMA GO SLEEP BECAUSE I'M SO FREAKIN TIRED. I'M SO ITCHY I DUNNO WHY AND IMMA CONTINUE MY BLOGS TOMORROW AND I'M SO SCREWED BECAUSE I DIDN'T START ANY OF MY HW.

Xiamen day1

When we first got to Xiamen we didn't really do much. We came to Xiamen at around 6 pm and the first thing we did was get acquainted with the tour group. We ate dinner and I didn't really get use to the food. The rice was very light brownish and there were some really weird stuff we had to eat. In Xiamen, it's 8 plates of food and a bowl of soup for every meal. The meat there isn't really that great but the vegetables are okay. Once we finished dinner we headed straight to our 5-star hotel.

Xiamen

I haven't posted for days because I flew to like Xiamen for a tour to see these round houses. The food there isn't really that great but now I have to post 5 days worth of blogs. *sigh* If you translate Xiamen into English it means like something door. I dunno. I'm not great at Chinese. Can't read it. Anyways the reason I didn't post in Xiamen is because for some reason China blocks everything fun like Facebook, Youtube, and Blogger. I dunno why. Well hope you like the pics in my next blog. Took it with my phone so the quality might not be that great.

lonely

*sigh* we had another party celebrating my parents birthday. I'm so lonely though. No one understands me and cares about me. I'm really missing Canada. I get ignored. Today I didn't get food for dinner and my grandma, which I dearly love, saw and spoke up. No one else seemed to notice. Life really sucks. The only people that do care would be my grandma, grandpa and my friends. My dad and my mom are too busy loving my sister that I just get left behind standing in the corner. I really do feel like crying and letting it all out but I'm just gonna suck it all up until I sleep. I could let it all out there where no one would see. I don't think they'll care anyways if they do see me crying. Guess it's just that I'm older...

MY DAD'S AND MY MOM'S BDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM AND DAD. Yup they both have their birthday on their same day. It's kinda weird. Same year, same month, same day. Anyways we were gonna have a cookout and we spent the whole morning buying stuff we need and everything. We were heading to the party when our tire popped in the middle of the highway. We had to drive to this bus stop place in the middle of the highway and there were like 100 people just staring at us. They didn't even help. That's the kinda service you should expect in Hong Kong. Anyways my mom called this car service and by the time we got a new tire, we were late for the party. We got to the cookout and me and my sister started skating while my mom and my dad's friends were setting up. We started cooking and we ate all sorts of things. The adults all started drinking and my mom and my dad got really drunk. My mom said she wanted to drive when she could barely walk in a straight line. Their friends all suggested we leave our car at the party and take a taxi home which we did. When we got home my mom started throwing up then she started crying. Me and my sister got pretty freaked out. My dad was fine after he took a shower and he just went to sleep. *sigh* I learnt that my parents are badass and that I'll never drink when I grow up.

MOST NONBORINGEST DAY EVERR

Today was probably the most exciting day I had so far. First thing in the morning, I went straight to gym and worked out for around an hour. After that me, my sister, and my dad went to get me some new jeans. Then I saw this skate shop. Usually you rarely them here. I went straight in and found an awesome looking board my sister did too and we both got our dad to buy it. THANKS SO MUCH DAD. Grandma will probably see it and throw it away. Anyways, I'm doing pretty well. So far I've only skated from my friend's skateboards and I guess I learnt a lot. The pic of the board is below.

I'm still now sure what that thing on my board is. There's a label saying it's a butcher. My dad says it's a wiener.

DINNER DAY 2

It's my second day cooking and I'm still not quite used to it. Today I decided to make shrimp fried rice, lasagna, and some smoothies. It would be super hard if I didn't get my sister to help me. She passed me all the ingredients and chopped stuff when I needed her too. I was in charge of cooking, stirring, and frying. I also made the smoothie. My parents are telling me right now that I should never make another smoothie again because it gave them diarrhea. Now the washroom's stinking. The other stuff was pretty good though. I'm pretty proud for making such a meal. If you don't think it's good, look below.

DINNER

Now that I'm in Hong Kong. I dunno why but I'm in charge of dinner. I never cooked anything in my life expect maybe fry a simple egg. I can handle an egg for dinner but my parents expect something fancy from me. So I decided to make something from a restaurant I've eaten from. My favourite restaurant would be White Spot and my favourite meal there would be Chicken, Broccoli, and Cheese. There's no recipe for that so I just searched how to make curry. I need butter but I had none. My sister told me to use cheese and it smelled horrible when I first put cheese and the other ingredients together. Somehow it worked out at the end and it turned out to be spectacular 5 star rating food. Omg I have a bad stomache.

SO BORING

Day 2 of total boredom. I feel like throwing up now. WHY IS FREAKIN HONG KONG SO BORING. I'm still lying on bed doing homework. I gotta start working out and doing some exercises. I'll be all flappy when I get back if I don't. I don't feel so good. My bones are aching so badly. I gotta get a skateboard in Hong Kong and start skating. Ehh skating here might not be the best idea. Never seen one skater here.

absolutely nothing to do

IT'S SO FRIGGIN BORING HERE!!!! IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. GAMES DON'T WORK HERE. MY CELL PHONE DOESN'T WORK HERE. THE TV HERE SUXS. I MEAN ASIAN DRAMA IS LIKE SUPER BORING. OMFG. I'm going crazy. I wanna go back home and go back school. Spring break is sucking for me right now. D=. All I do is lie in bed all day and talk to ppl on the computer and listen to some music. I feel horrible.

Hong Kong

I'M IN HONG KONG!!!!!!!! OMFG. It's like super hot here. I guess I'm just not use to the weather. The plane flight wasn't really that bad. I watched Harry Potter since me, Jason, and Roy didn't get to during our field trip to Oakridge. I also watched MegaMind and Scott Pilgrim vs world. It wasn't really so bad. My legs hurt like crazy now but otherwise I'm fine. I'm comfortable in my cozy home with my parents and my sister. I miss my dog. He's staying at a friend's house till we come back. I'm pretty sure he doesn't like it in there. Anyways, I gotta go sleep. It's almost like 12 am here and I just got off the plane. So tired.

SPRING BREAK FINALLY!!!!!!!

IT'S FINALLY TIME FOR SPRING BREAK!!!! WOOT!!!!! Well I'm not really that excited. I gotta go to Hong Kong and I really hate taking the plane. You know when you go on the airplane, there's this airplane smell. It was okay during the first few times I took the airplane when I was like 2-3 years old but now, I just feel like barfing when I get the smell. Especially the airplane meals. I think the best meal I had was like chicken nuggets with some fries. The fries were all mushy and the chicken smelled weird. Yea. That's the best meal I had so far. Well maybe the bread there isn't so bad. Hong Kong isn't that great either but I'm just lucky I'm not goin to China. Facebook and Youtube doesn't work in China so I'd be dead. Fornuately everything works in Hong Kong. So glad.

A Hollister Harry Potter

A Hollister harry potter

I am a Hollister Harry Potter

Hollister I wore when I was a totter.

I have defeated a few otters,

with some magic spells I know

Blow by blow I throw.

Without Hollister I start to slow.

I see Voldemort with his wand.

Of me, he's not too fond.

I think we need to strengthen our bond.

Hollister’s a good brand.

It’s comfortable, warm, and

good for playing in the sand

For I am a Hollister Harry Potter

That's my poem for English. I'm not really sure if I makes sense or not.

I MADE THE HONOR ROLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MADE THE HONOR ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT 5 As!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe I forgot to post yesterday

It's my first time forgetting to post. What a shame. I guess I was too busy studying for the SS test. It was really hard.

It was collab today and I was studying for the test this whole morning. Well I fell alseep from time to time but I still studied. I guess it wasn't really that efficient because I had the TV on and that really distracted me.

You may have probably seen the UCLA girl ranting about asians in the library. It wasn't the part about us be annoying that ticked me off. It was the part where she acted like an asian talking on the phone and she was goin CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG. THAT TICKED ME OFF SO MUCH AND NOW I WANNA BEAT HER UP. OMGOMGOMGOMG SO FREAKIN MAD. I heard that the girl got kicked out of UCLA and I don't wanna be mean but she deserves it. She's a racist little evil elf.

BEST. HAIRCUT. EVER

I GOT THE BEST HAIRCUT BY FAR YET. SORTA. Well it might not be like the best best but I gotta suck it up because it's my grandma's birthday. HAPPY 64TH GRANNY!!!! I bought her a mango cake because I'm just that awesome.

I really wanna make a music video type of thing onto our channel but it's really hard to make a song. Especially if your voice cracks like 10 times a day but I'm not really a bad singer.

^^That song right there is voted the worst song and it just came out like a few days ago. Yet it already has gone viral and has like 2 million viewers. There were a bunch of dislikes saying how it's stupid. If you watch the video, Rebecca Black (the singer) lists the days of the week. The lyrics are like " yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, tomorrow Saturday, and the day after is Sunday". Also, there was another part where she has her friends all waiting for her in a car going to school and she sings about which seat to take, either the back or the front. In the video, the front row is clearly full and the back has like 2 people so obviously the only place for her to go is the back but still she sings about which seat to take for like 20 seconds. Some people say she might be like the next JB who's gonna get famous from Youtube.

Pi Day

Happy Pi day. I just saw a video and I realized today was 3/14 which is Pi which is pretty cool. It's amazing that Pi can be made into a song.

It's pretty awesome.

The first day with my new shoes aren't that great. I already got some mud on it and I didn't even have gym today. It's really tight too and I can barely move my toes. It's really hurting my little toe.

I can't believe it but our youtube channel actually has 5 videos. Too bad it only has like 28 views. That's our best too. It's kinda sad but we got a message from this dude that said our video was brilliant and he gave us a link to get more subscribers. It was sent to like 8 other people and I'm pretty sure it's a link to a virus download or something. We got like 2 subs so far and those subs are only from people we know. I don't understand why Jason only uploads game videos. If we did stuff like nigahiga or smosh we would get like 100,000 views by now. Maybe. If we're lucky. Or we could just make a music video. A good one. We need an editor.

PREMIUM OUTLET

I WENT TO THE US TODAY AND I GOT SUPER PRO NEW SKATESHOES!!!!!! =DDDDDDDD. Omg I'm so happy. There was only one pair left that was my size. It's really comfortable and it looks so freakin pro.

It beats my old pair that's for sure. My mom bought a few handbags. They were a really good deal. They were 30% off and then salesman took an additional 50% off from that. I'm wearing the shoes right now in my PJs but I LOVE THEM. I might wear them to sleep maybe. I'm not the only one. My mom's wearing her new high heels too. She say's it's really comfortable and she really likes her shoes too. I gotta try skateboarding in these shoes. Who knows. It might make my skateboarding skills proer

SPRING BREAK NEXT WEEK

I can't believe it's a week away from spring break. I don't really have much planned except for going to Hong Kong and relax there. I really don't wanna go. Staying here would be so much better than going. There's nothing to do at all. None of my games work there and I'm not allowed to bring homeowork there because I might lose it. My sister's annoying too. It's no fun.

I'm going to the US tomorrow just to go to buy some meat and maybe an iPad 2. The reason we're goin to buy meat is cuz it's my grandma's birthday. She's turning 64 this year I think and it's gonna be her birthday like on Tuesday but we're celebrating it early just because of a day off. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANNY!

I can't believe I made it through this day. We had 3 freakin tests. The PE test was okay but the science test was 6 pages long double sided. It was horrible. It was pretty easy though. You could've gotten perfect without studying if you listened during class. The teacher just takes the worksheets we've done before and uses it on the tests. She just modifies the numbers a little and there we go. The math test was really easy and I just aced everything there. I was just lucky that the rumors about the SS quiz wasn't true.

We got a desk change for SS and it was horrible. I'm still at the back and I can't see a thing. Jason and Roy are still sitting together and it's super unfair. Omg I don't like my table group. I'd be so sad if we had to do a group project with the people in our table. It lasts for a whole term too. Hope I get use to it.

4 TESTS TOMORROW

I GOT LIKE 4 TESTS TOMORROW FOR EVERY SUBJECT I HAVE. I got a PE test on weightlifting first thing in the morning, a SS quiz on China, a Science test on fluids and pressure, and to end the day with a Math test on graphing and algebra. Not exactly the best day I've had. I had to miss the dance just to study for these tests. It's the first time I had 4 tests in a day. It's not actually that bad. *sigh*. Ehh there wasn't much people going to the dance anyways. Good thing tomorrow's Friday. I get a whole weekend to recover. Perfect.

HAVING FUN WITH CONDOMS

I know it might be inappropriate but playing with condoms are fun. Since we got a condom I thought that it'd be pretty cool if I opened it and tried making a balloon out of it. When they showed it in the demo in how to put it on, it looked all dry but it was super slimy and oily when I opened it. They added lubricant before they packaged it which really sucks. My hands got really slimy after that. Anyways I wasted my one condom but during Science Chris sorta gave me his after he opened it and found it all slimy and tried to let it dry. It was broken at the top because some guy stuffed a pen through the condom. Anyways I tried to get the pen out and stuffed my whole hand into the condom. I got the pen out but my hand got stuck. A hand stuck in a condom. Just great. Fortunately I got my hand out before my next period. Condoms are pretty strong. I got my hand stuck for like 15 minutes without ripping.

VLOGS

As you may know, Gabriel has made his first vlog. If you didn't know, go on his website right now and see his videos. I tried making it too but I'm not really vlog material. My parents might think that I'm talking to myself since they can hear everything I do or say from their room. I've tried singing a song once in a while and since my parents don't know anything about singing, they still think I'm talking to myself but in a rhythm. It might be my singing too but my singing's pretty good. Well mostly good. I get a few voice cracks here and then but overall it's okay.

My nose is red. It feels like it's bruised.

WE'RE GONNA GET FREEEEE CONDOMS TOMORROW!!!!!!!! That's probably gonna be the best part of the day. It's not like I haven't seen condoms before but I never actually like owned one. Well there was this one time near the beginning of the school year when this Grade 10-11 girl gave me a condom. I didn't even know what it was. It wasn't used. It was so random. I was just walking to my 4th period when the girl came up and said take it. Yea. Good times.

I just shaved for my first time! Well I was meaning to shave starting from Grade 7 but I guess I just didn't get the time. Shaving's pretty fun. Well for me anyways. It's kinda like a haircut but you shave it bald. My dad told me not to shave unless a big bush grows because the more you shave the more it'll grow but I guess I rather shave more often then grow a big bush.

SEX ED

WE'RE GONNA GET FREE CONDOMS ON WEDNESDAYS!!!!! WOOT!!!!!!! On Wednesday, there's gonna be a presentation called condomania in our SS class. We'll learn more about sex. I remember my first sex talk at school. It was only last year ago and we could ask as many questions as we wanted. That was the first time I learnt about wet dreams and periods. I remember during the question part, you could submit a question written on paper. There were like 6 people who asked what a boner was. It's kinda weird that they don't know when they're in Grade 7.

We're gonna start knitting tomorrow and I've been practicing. My grandma has taught me everything she knows and I have to say, knitting is really complicated. There's so much knots and holes and if you mess up just once, the whole thing will fail. It really sucks. A 15 mm needle is super thick. It's almost as thick as my math textbook. Pretty good for drumsticks.

HACKS

Okay Jason I gotta admit Minecraft wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. It's actually pretty fun. Especially if you hack. The TNT tower was pretty cool but my grandma thought it was gun shots when it exploded and she told me to close it. I lag way too much though. Even though the graphics suck it's still pretty good. I learnt how to build my own house today =D. It's pretty pathetic but it's still pretty cool that I actually made something. Our plans for the future is to make a rollercoaster or a mansion made out of gold or diamond.

WE MADE OUR FIRST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!!!! Unforunately it's a video on COD and it has nothing to do with our lives. You can hear our voices and us talking. My voice might be a bit cranky though because I'm still sick. I dunno what the link is since Jason uploaded it. If you wanna see it you can ask Jason. It has like 1 view though. Watch it go up to 10 by tomorrow. =D

Horrible Videos

I have a bad cold. I have a runny nose and I'm coughing like crazy.

I just watched the worst skateboarding incidents and the worst hockey incidents and it's horrible. There was a hockey player who got his throat slit and I saw the whole video. There was other video where a skater broke his whole arm and you could see it bend. It was really disturbing. There was also a dude named Bill Masterton who died. I'm trying to find his video right now. After seeing these videos I don't ever wanna skate.

Okay after an hour of searching I can't find a single video on Bill except his memorial video. I'm actually glad I didn't find it. He was the only NHL player who died. From what I've heard, he had blood gushing out of his nose and ears. It's horrible just to think about it.

I GOT A B IN ENGLISH

I GOT A B IN ENGLISH!!!!! Well it's barely a B. I got like 74% but I'm still super happy. It was a bit better than last year. I got an A in Applied Skills too if Roy saw my marks right. I'm not super sure but I guess it should be an A. I got like 68% on S.S which is about the same mark as last term so nothing dropped which is pretty sweet.

Who the heck is dresshut@hotmail.com . It's really bothering me. I have no idea who she is. She says she knows me and she's been video chatting me on msn and I keep declining and I just ignore her. It's really creepy. She says her name is like Alisa Kile and she calls herself "Killer". I think she's one of those crazy people that lure little kids and kidnap them.

kendrewkendrewkendrewkendrewkendrew kendrewkendrewkendrewkendrewkendrew saysunless u tell me who u aremysterious dude saysalisa killerYou missed a video call from mysterious dude.mysterious dude sayswhat school do you gokendrewkendrewkendrewkendrewkendrew kendrewkendrewkendrewkendrewkendrew saysAlisa Killer?
wth
who has killer as their last namemysterious dude saysi do its actually kile
i call myself killer\
wat school do ya go to im serious tell me
Yea. I'm pretty sure "this person" is a child napper

kendrewkendrewkendrewkendrewkendrew kendrewkendrewkendrewkendrewkendrew saysu're one of those people on msn that lure little kids and kidnap them
and how can u forget ur schoolmysterious dude saysno im 10kendrewkendrewkendrewkendrewkendrew kendrewkendrewkendrewkendrewkendrew saysu said u were 15
wowYou missed a video call from mysterious dude.mysterious dude saysreal facts: 10 yrs old, nancy zhuo
happy???
go to woodbury....
elem
what do uwantkendrewkendrewkendrewkendrewkendrew kendrewkendrewkendrewkendrewkendrew saysprove itmysterious dude saysvideo callkendrewkendrewkendrewkendrewkendrew kendrewkendrewkendrewkendrewkendrew saysto show me u didn't make it all upmysterious dude saysim asiankendrewkendrewkendrewkendrewkendrew kendrewkendrewkendrewkendrewkendrew saysI'm not video calling with random pplmysterious dude saysplz to prove it
now how old are ukendrewkendrewkendrewkendrewkendrew kendrewkendrewkendrewkendrewkendrew sayswhy do u need to know

NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS. I'm gonna delete her right now.

kendrewkendrewkendrewkendrewkendrew kendrewkendrewkendrewkendrewkendrew saysI'm not the person u think I am
k?mysterious dude sayswats ur name
kendrew
right?

Oh shoot. She knows my name. =o.

SICK

Roy's got a boo boo on his stomach. He has a horrible cramp. I'm not sure what happened because he just left near the end of first period going home because he really wasn't feeling well. I'm actually kinda sick myself. I have a really sore throat and I can barely talk. My mom's giving me lemon tea with honey and it tastes like butt. My throat would hurt everytime I try to talk or if I try to swallow something down. It really sucks because I still have to go to school when I can barely talk.

Jason, Minecraft really really sucks. So does ZombieCraft, BLACK OPS FTW!!!

SO GLAD

omg. I'm so glad I got the whole English presentation over with. It wasn't the best moment but I'm done with it. Me, Jason, and Austin all presented so it'll be comfortable for all of us and be a win-win. We didn't hesitate or anything and it was fun. sorta. I don't ever wanna do that again but it was a good experience. It was better than the book talk. Way better. It's all downhill from here. All the projects and talks are down. well at least for now. You never know. I'm back to my regular schedule of an hour of games a night.

Getting to school with all my stuff was really annoying. I had to stuff my shield and my armour with my backpack and my violin. I had to start kicking my locker to jam everything in. I even used my friend's locker to put some of my stuff but there was stuff not enough room. Carrying a spear around was weird. It may be plastic but it was still sorta sharp. I was scared that I might get arrested so I had Jason carry the lethal weapon instead. watta nice guy.

JUSTIN BIEBER'S BIRTHDAY

I THINK I GOT BIEBER FEVER. No not rly. It's Jb's birhtday today =D. Probably a bunch of you hate him but I'm fine with him. I don't get why you haters hate him so much. His songs are okay. He has a high voice. So what? My voice was super high when I was little. Whenever I needed to sing I was always soprano. I didn't know what soprano was when I was little and I saw a bunch of people laughing so I knew something was wrong. I think I was the only guy that was soprano. So what. My voice is still sorta high. My parents forced me to join the choir from grade 1-5 and I was still a soprano. It was embarrassing. Specially joining choir. The choir is always full of girls and if there were guys, it would be the ones that were forced in by their parents too. If it wasn't for the increase in homework in Grade 6, I would still be in choir. Even now. Unforunately I can't sing soprano now. My voice would start cracking like crazy.

GODS PRESENTATION TOMORROW!!!!

Whoever called my name out for presenting for the Gods Presentation the next day is D. E. A. D or as we like to call in french FINI!!! Kinda like finished.