REAL LIFE SUPERHEROS

WELL YOU'VE ALL HEARD OF SUPERMAN AND BATMAN BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE PHEONIX JONES? He's the protector of Seattle. He's been shot and he's been stabbed. He has a bulletproof vest. He has a taser and he protects the citizens of Seattle. This kinda reminds me of PowerPuffGirls. *Ahem* not that I know. He has like 2 sidekicks with super unheroic ugly costumes. His sidekicks are Red Dragon and Buster Doe. The Red Dragon basically wears a red jacket and he has a mask on and he has a wooden stick. He's pretty lame. Buster Doe just has a hoodie on and a piece of cloth covering his nose and mouth which is even lamer. Too bad none of them have any powers.