I SPENT ALLL DAY TODAY SEARCHING UP PICKUP LINES AND HERE WAS WAT I GOT.
Are you a booger because I'd pick you first.
Did you just fart because you blew me away.
Is you dad a terrorist because you're the bomb.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
Yea they're pretty cheesy and gross but they're pretty good actually. I like most of them. There are some that are really sweet like:
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
LOL im gonna search some more tomorrow.
Are you a booger because I'd pick you first.
Did you just fart because you blew me away.
Is you dad a terrorist because you're the bomb.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
Yea they're pretty cheesy and gross but they're pretty good actually. I like most of them. There are some that are really sweet like:
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
LOL im gonna search some more tomorrow.
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